Molly Ivins — The Texas Liberal Icon Has Died. Get Ready for the Mother of All Obits. Updated.

By Mick Gregory

Molly Ivins was the Texas Democrat party’s biggest supporter for 40 years. Newspapers always deliver big obits of their own, but when they are uber-liberal “celebrity” columnists, get ready for a state funeral pageant.

Although the press is fond of labeling FOX News journalists and nearly all Republicans “right-wing,” they rarely call even the most liberal journalist or Democrat left-wing.

But not so for Molly Ivins. Ivins was a self-described leftist agitator. She made her living as the Texas Democrats’ pit bull.


Update: Sunday, February 4, 2007
Every day we have seen more updates on the late Molly Ivins. The journalists who have “touched her robes,” or sat at her feet and heard her anti-Reagan, Bush bashing, Arnold scorn (she said he looked like a condom filled with walnuts) one-liners.

James T. Campbell, at the Houston Chronicle, had his little brush with famous Ivans when she volunteered to speak at a conference of the National Association of Black Journalists. (One has to wonder about associations based on skin color).

For nearly 45 minutes, she captivated the audience with her salty humor and delicious tidbits about Texas politics and politicians. She saved the day. She was my heroine.

Sill, I was embarrassed. The conference had no budget to speak of, so I couldn’t even offer her a small honorarium. She settled for gas money, a couple of drinks and my company at the hotel bar.”


Read “The Mother of All Obits,” today in your daily newspaper. In The Houston Chronicle, she gets front page play today, a 2-col. photo with a jump to page four, about 80 column inches with “pull-quotes” and photo of her as an “intern” with the paper in 1966.

“I’ll remember sunsets, rivers, hills, plains, the Gulf, woods, a thousand beers in a thousand joints, and sunshine and laughter. And people…Mostly I’ll remember people.” — her farewell column to Texas Observer readers in 1976, when she took a job with the New York Times.

She was fired by the New York Times six years later, “because she didn’t show due respect and reverence to the great dignity…”

Andy Ivins, brother to late columnist Molly Ivins, recalled his sister smashing a beer can on the deck of the family’s boat in New York to the puzzlement of those on board.

He also remembered his sister disliking UT fraternities but devouring the beer they dispensed. His stories set the tone for Ivins’ memorial service, where those in attendance seemed determined not to focus on her passing, but on the unorthodox qualities that defined her as a friend, party girl and liberal megaphone.

Can you imagine being too liberal for the New York Times?

I met her in 1982 at Times Mirror‘s Dallas Times Herald. I was in my early twenties, fresh out of college and as promotion manager, advertised the super stars like Ivans. She was the headliner of the LA Time’s liberal journalism expansion into Dallas, Houston and Denver. She got top billing. Her face was on billboards and the sides of delivery trucks, and her quotes in radio ads. Her left wing, in-your-face rants may have helped sink each of those “left coast” papers in time. Only the Denver Post survives today, because of a Joint Operating Agreement for failing newspapers, with the Rocky Mountain News.

Her resume reads, “After the Times Herald folded, she joined the Fort Worth Star Telegram.”

Correction: The Times Herald didn’t fold. It was purchased by the Dallas Morning News and turned into a parking lot.

It wasn’t Ms. Ivan’s fault. Her anti-American rants is what she did. Her attacks on Ronald Reagan and the conservative values of Dallas readers caused a mass exodus of circulation and advertisers from the Times Herald to the Morning News. The same thing happened in Houston and Denver. Who knew? Editors still don’t get it.

One of her repeated gems was: “Ronald Reagan was so dumb he couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel.”

The Minneapolis Tribune hired her as its first female police beat reporter, and she claimed one of her proudest moments of her journalism career was when the department named its mascot – a pig – in her honor. Funny stuff. By the way, The Minneapolis Tribune, a well-known liberal New York Times wannabe, and was dumped off on private investors just a month ago.

It wasn’t the publisher’s fault, Thomas McCartin at the Times Herald was a Times Mirror Company (TMC) man all the way. His initials (TMC) allowed him to have custom monograms on his cuffs, stenciled into glass doors and in the marble. McCartin wouldn’t argue with Otis Chandler’s top editors’ plans. It was the editorial executives who had the vision that a socialist, poison pen columnist would increase readership in conservative Texas and Colorado. They were out to show the establishment who was boss.

Tom McCartin was a marketing, community events promoter of “Dallas, City of The Arts” and jazzy new sections publisher. He switched the paper from a blue collar afternoon paper to a morning, middle- and upper-middle class paper (on the surface) through promotion, almost overnight. He may have known about the liberal-snob link before the rest of the mainstream media. McCartin was a marketing genius. He didn’t dwell on the leftist takeover of the Times Herald’s editorial department. He was used to that, having worked at the LA Times and for a time, the Washington Post. Ken Johnson, the executive editor of the Dallas Times Herald also came from the Washington Post. David Broder — the famous lefty who is a regular on “Face the Nation” and other Sunday morning political shows actually had an office at the Times Herald for a stint. I promoted him too. We had a party at the downtown Dallas paper where liberal heavy hitters gathered. I even have a picture of me with Martha Graham, publisher/owner of the Washington Post. But I digress.

Johnson “knew” that Ivins was his kind of journalist. The editorial department was well funded at this boom time and there were layers of managing editors.

Here’s a little piece from an editor, Jim Schutze at the time:
…There were six or seven assistant city editors, a city editor and half a dozen people with the words “managing editor” somewhere in their titles sitting around the desk.
I harrumphed for attention, then said, “I have written a column for tomorrow’s newspaper that I am worried about. It’s a fairly personal attack on a wealthy and powerful citizen of the city, known to be litigious, and I fear that it may be libelous. I worry that the column, in its present form, may harm the paper. Would any one of you be willing just to read behind me on it before I send it to the printers?”
No one moved. There was a long silence, They all kept their eyes glued to each other or to their computer screens. I refused to move. I waited. Finally one of them whirled around and held up his hands before his face with the two index fingers in the sign of the cross, in the gesture used to ward off vampires.

Schutze was showing a friend that he was free to print anything he wanted and attack the big shots at will. That’s the environment that Molly Ivins worked in for a few years, anyway. The paper’s enemies — and even some of its liberal friends in the Democrat and black communities — closed in on the Times Herald editorial slant.

There were jabs by Ivins and others about “lavish holiday parties” by builders who were overcharging for their new homes, the same story on the evil new car dealers. The home builders and auto dealers simply pulled their advertising from the Times Herald and put it in the more conservative Morning News.

As ad revenues fell, editors were less able to defend the journalist “foot soldiers” from the Dallas establishment’s heavy weights. In 1984, the paper finally gave in to critics and Molly Ivins was kicked-off the metro section front page. Molly was still allowed a fairly visible spot on the Op Ed Page, but she had to get out of Dallas and move to Austin and she had to stop writing about the business leaders in Dallas. Ken Johnson left with a golden handshake from McCartin and Chandler and started a chain of weekly newspapers called Westward Communications. That chain actually got back to basics and covered local news. Johnson learned his lessson about letting the rabid left wingers destroy the advertising base.

Ivans was a diehard liberal. She boasted about that. She was at nearly all the fancy fundraisers with her gal pal, the former governor, Ann Richards. She hung out at with Dan Rather and Jim Hightower at fundraisers in lawyers private mansions around Texas.

Ivins had a reputation as something of a partyer, and, until her health declined, she hosted at her Austin home monthly gatherings of writers, Marxists, druggies and rabble-rousers.

She was a colorful writer. It’s just too bad she didn’t spread some of her talent and power of the press to attacks on LBJ, Jimmy Carter, Ann Richards, Hilly and Bill Clinton. Maybe the Houston Post and Dallas Times Herald would still be around today.

Ivans was actually born in Carmel-Monterey, California and grew up in Houston’s River Oaks. (That’s where Ken Lay used to live). She attended Smith College, her mother’s and grandmother’s alma mater. Her father was a rich corporate lawyer and a Republican.

She put on persona that she came from the piney woods of East Texas. Now you know that she has a lot in common with Democrat leaders, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Diane Fienstien, Teddy Kennedy, perhaps even fed with a silver spoon.

She missed her calling, that was some act she put on. RIP.


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16 thoughts on “Molly Ivins — The Texas Liberal Icon Has Died. Get Ready for the Mother of All Obits. Updated.

  1. Think what you like.

    Shrubya is no better.

    In fact, technically none of us are. Remember what Romans 3:23 says.

    That means you too, dude. That is talking straight at you. All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. ALL. Not just the people YOU disagree with, but ALL.

    At least Jimmy is humble enough himself to admit this, which is more than can be said for you. Have you even read “Living Faith?”

    Well, of course this is a motes and beams issue, my brother in sin. Motes and beams. You are as much a broken, miserable sinner as Jimmy Carter or George H.W. Bush or George W. Bush or Al Gore or Dan Quayle or Oral Roberts or any of those people are.

  2. You may have had stern potty training, thereserose. BTW, how do you know you are going to see me in hell? You must have sinned and expect to end up there.

  3. Good Grief, Mick, the woman just passed away this week and you’re dissing her like this. If you are going to write a “dissing obit” it seems like most real practitioners of the journalistic trade usually wait a month or two to slime the deceased. We shouldn’t even read your potty talk, much less comment on it.

    “conservative values of Dallas readers” – hah! that’s a good one! They went Democratic in the last election, throwing out most of the conservative, Repub. Party judges out of office in Dallas County. It took lionhearted people like Molly Ivins and others a long time to help educate Dallas, but in the end, their own boy, GW “shrub” Dubya did the most damage to the Repubs. That boy just can’t lie with a straight face. And most people have figured out that that’s why he’s always got that silly smirk on his face. Another way you can tell is when his lips are moving – (and I figured this last one out all on my own.) Dallas-ites may be slow, but they did figure out little George and the neocon Repub Party.

    And she was fired from the NYTimes, not for being too liberal, but for being too honest, and for cussing, and for going barefooted around the office.

    Molly Ivins spent the greatest part of her adult life exposing the fascists, crooks, and thieves of government. I will miss her gracious smile and wry sense of irony.

    I’m highly surprised that a person of your stature is so highly anally retentive, after having worked around so many brilliant people in your years in journalism. Too bad they were such short ones, perhaps you could have learned a thing or two about honesty and integrity and objectivity.
    – Hottdogz

  4. Hottdogz,

    I’m not being negative at all about Molly Ivins. I’m telling her story. That’s what she did, dissed only Republicans. I can’t find where she was critical of LBJ, Jimmy Carter, (the worst president of our lifetime), Hilly and Billy Clinton, Frost, Hightower… Can you give some examples? You seem to know her. Did you work for the Times Herald?

  5. One of Molly Ivinski’s repeated one liners was: “Ronald Reagan was so dumb he couldn’t pour water out of a boot if he directions were written on the heel.”

    I’ll bet you will miss her.

  6. Hard to rail at Carter; the man was so pure, he should’ve been a bar of Ivory. Even Washington, D.C. gossip couldn’t pin anything on him, so what was Molly supposed to be attacking? How he held his Bible? Face it, he was Mister Rogers Goes To Washington.

    As for the rest:

    Clinton: “The two great failures of his administration are the domestic wealth gap and Russia.

    We are now facing a destabilized nuclear power many times more dangerous than the former Soviet Union. Life expectancy in Russia is crashing, 75 percent of the people live in poverty, health care is a disaster, and the country is being run by gangsters pretending to be capitalists.”

    Gore: “Gore changed his debate strategy in the second debate because everyone said he came on too strong in the first one. In the third debate, he went back to being himself — knowing so much about everything that he’s boring.”

    LBJ: Sorry, that was during her Houston Chronicle days, and she worked her way up from Complaints to Sewers back then. (As in, “Main Street will be closed this week due to a sewer blockage.”) She did compare him to Machiavelli, though.

    Hightower: He’s a reporter, why should he be in the political column she wrote? Unless you don’t mean Jim Hightower, whose highest office to date is Texas Agriculture Commissioner?

    Frost: If you mean George Frost, what’s a lawyer, even a First Amendment man, got to do with Ivins’ political column? He’s never held office at all. These days, he’s in Intellectual Property law.

    Sorry, Ivins believed as my family does: Idiots are idiots, no matter whose side they’re on. Same goes for crooks and liars. She attacked anyone that acted stupidly, Dubya included.

  7. Martin Frost is an old diehard Democrat who was winning Democrat districts for decades, until finally the Republicans did some redistricting of their own.

    It is becoming more clear that LBJ had a hand in JFK’s assassination, on top of kickbacks from Brown and Root projects for decades. Never a word from Ivans. Jim Hightower tried to run for president, governor, U.S. Senate. He’s such a heyseed that even yellow dog Democrats couldn’t get him into elected office.

    Jimmy Carter is a saint to you. We know. Tell that to the women in burkahs in Iran.

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