Progressive Democrats know what is good for us all. We should be embarrassed about our carbon footprints. It is not for us to judge our leaders. We should take orders with honor.
—By Mick Gregory
An Inconvenient Truth’s song, “I Need to Wake Up,” was a spiritual appeal to conscience by Melissa Etheridge, and it won an Oscar in its category. She is a lesbian, John Edwards wants to know.
Poor Al Gore, he was born with a carbon footprint in his mouth. I thought it was so touching that when he was a teenager and out on a Sunday drive, his father would drive the limo to the family’s favorite restaurant (that didn’t usually serve blacks), so their black servant would wait in the car and Al would take a sandwich out to her.
Maybe that’s when global warming first occurred to the future leader, when he saw his family’s black servant sweating in a hot limousine.